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August
fine
  1. everything’s fine when people are nice
  2. everything’s fine when the taped movie didn’t have a changed starting time
  3. everything’s fine when gadgets work they way they’re supposed to

 
 
06
August
ecumenism
  1. A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were all sitting at a table, finishing dinner and discussing theology. Suddenly an angel appeared before them. "I have been sent to grant each of you one wish," he said. "Who will go first?
  2. A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says:
  3. Three churches - Baptist, Methodist, and Presbyterian - worked together to sponsor a community-wide revival. After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another. The Methodist minister said:

 
 
05
August
self pleasing
  1. it reduces stress & alleviates menstrual cramps
  2. it releases mood-elevating hormones that help ward off depression
  3. it helps falling asleep & stimulates the immune system

 
 
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